Friday, July 18, 2014
Random Thoughts While Running...
"Take it easy. Yeah, that feels good."
"I like the colors I'm wearing today."
"Oh, that mile was fast, guess I should keep pushing."
"Come on light, turn red, turn red, turn red.... guess I have to keep going."
(Looks at bushes while running in the rain, notices it's dry inside) "If I was homeless, I would hide out in there. I could sneak in." ... "Who thinks that?"
"My shorts are riding up. I wonder if I've reached inappropriate height yet."
"I wonder what I'm eating tonight. Crap, I didn't thaw anything. Meat won't thaw in time. I have to buy something. Steak. Could I eat steak every night? Yes. But not tonight. So, what am I eating tonight? Ok."
"I hope I don't have to fetch lunch at work today."
"Hey dog! Woof."
......... "Oh man, did I just finally experience runner's high to One Direction??"
"Yup. Forever my song.. worth it."
"That house is cute."
"Wow, I really like that porch. So cute. I wish we had money to build a bigger porch. I'm sweating."
"Ugh. Why do people sweat?"
"Do any girls actually glisten? I have salt in my eye now. Ow."
"Holy F, a marathon is really far."
"I like my shoes. I wonder if it's silly to have the wings on them. Who cares? ... I love Inov-8."
"I wonder what random people think about my calf sleeves."
"That is a weird looking car. Loud engine for no reason. Oh, heyyyyy small penis."
"I need to change my music. Sometimes this shuffle does an awful job picking songs. (click) Ugh. (click) ugh. (clickclickclick) Oh, finally."
"It's just the 4 mile wall. I hate this thing. Maybe it's not it. Maybe I don't have it today. No... just the 4 mile wall."
"I need more shorts."
"Whoa, they tore that road up."
"That lady is dressed weird."
"Glad it's not snowy anymore. Those sidewalks were slick."
"What should I eat when I'm done? Should I fry my egg? Yup. Fried eggs."
"Almost there. Kick it in. Drive home."